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I See Brats

Silent Porn Star posted this photo along with her thoughts based on her own experiences. But I’m betting you just see five brats like Me, don’t you? …Or maybe you see the slutty girl you are supposed...

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Warm In Here

Daisy Dukes: what every trailer trash girl wears. I miss the warmer weather so I can wear them outside too, instead of just wearing them in the trailer. Photos via.

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Today’s Mood

It’s beautiful here today. I should be outside, sitting with my toes in the sand — or in your mouth; but instead, I am stuck inside babysitting my niece with the sniffles. These here are the sort of...

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Speaking Of My Beauty… And Your Money

In the 1991 Madonna documentary Truth or Dare (aka In Bed With Madonna) Madonna says, “Earrings don’t make people look beautiful. Money makes people look beautiful.” Now, given how beautiful I...

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Piggy Takes To Drinking

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Your Humiliation Sex-Pert

Been so busy, I’d almost forgotten to tell you that I was featured in this excellent post about humiliation, ignore lines, financial domination, and other dirty femme domme deeds. You should go read...

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All Heels Must Hail – And Heel

Yes, all you low-life scum-buckets, you must hail, heel, and behave your Queens. Especially if you have dreams of being a cum-bucket. Begin your wicked path here with Me. We’ll see how far you get…

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Trailer Trash Smoke In Yer… Eyes

While you often hear of smoking after sex, some of us don’t wait that long. Heck, I smoke when I want to. Via.

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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

As some of you may have noticed, there have been some changes around here… While this once was a group blog of sorts, it is now all Me. Not because I think everything should be about Me — I absolutely...

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Beat It Creep!

Finally found the perfect crop top tee that I need a crate of! It’s Valfre’s “Beat It Creep” tee. Of course, the saying is credited to Traci Lords as Wanda Woodward in Cry Baby; but throughout history...

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you Are A Bore; But What About Me?

Because you are all so boring, let’s talk about one of My favorite subjects: Me! Ages ago, Rose tagged Me in a blogging thing. Being the busy brat that I am, I had to put a pin in it — because I was...

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Go Ahead, Trust Me! Heh Heh Heh

One of My favorite times of year is Fall as that’s when football season starts. And, naturally, football always reminds Me of one of My favorite comics or cartoons: Peanuts. Ha! Stupid, old, bald,...

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I Recycle Men

I do go through a lot of men — and losers — but I do recycle too. (My recycling bin gets quite heavy!) This is Skye wearing the declarative tee. I would prefer a white v-neck. Buy Me one; send $40...

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Humiliating Halloween Challenge

It’s not that I want to see you at Halloween — or any other time, really. I mean you are such a loser – as if! But sometimes I take pity on very insignificant pigs and will watch them on cam. There,...

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Today’s Theme Song

Blood Sweat & Tears’ Lucretia Mac Evil Lucretia Mac Evil, little girl, what’s your game? Hard luck and trouble, bound to be your claim to fame Tail shakin’, home breakin,’ truckin’ through town...

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you Should Put These On (But I Am No “Put On”)

you should put these panties on: Strong nylon-lycra blend panties that fit like a glove — with an attached (inserted?) faux silicone vagina! I found these vagina panties via this post at Sex Kitten...

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It’s Time For The Great Pumpkining, Charlie Brown

you know what pumpkining is, loser. It’s when sad sacks like you are forced to relieve themselves by carving holes into pumpkins and fucking the hell out of it. ‘Tis the season. Peter, Peter pumpkin...

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November Femdom Fun: Giving Thanks

Proper piggies know their place and are thankful for it! Show your appreciation for Me this Thanksgiving holiday. …Worshiping is it’s own reward. Step 1: Get the tee — and personalize it with your pet...

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Holiday Season, Femdom Style

Along with your regular gifts to Me, I expect holiday prezzies. But I am not completely without a generous spirit — after all, I bother to give you some attention, right? So, in keeping with the...

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Just 24 Hours To Act!

If you become a VIP within the next 24 hours, I will include the password for the protected “Cherry Picked” posts here at My site. What are you waiting for?! This is as close to an engraved invitation...

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